Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Girl Friend: "Where are you?"

Boyfriend: "I am at 'Bank'"

Girlfriend: "I need 5000 Rs for Blackberry and 3000 Rs for dress"

Boyfriend: "Sorry, I mean I was at the 'Bank of River', machi khayegi, machi......"

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Monday, June 18, 2012

Wine

 HUSBAND SITTING HOME N DRINKING WINE.
HUSBAND ,"I LOVE U."
WIFE ASKS,"IS THAT U OR THE WINE TALKING."
HUSBAND, REPLIES,"IT'S ME,TALKING TO THE WINE"

Contributed by Sunil Hemdev


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Sunday, June 17, 2012

GYAN GANGA:

Dog road par ulta pada tha to log uski pooja karne lage. Kyon?

Quki DOG ka ulta is GOD

One more:

Mare huay insan kay muh mein kya daloge?

BIRLA CEMENT. Quki IS CEMENT MEIN JAAN HAI

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Saturday, June 16, 2012

One Hundred Dollar story

       An Indian tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotic, he notices a very lifelike, Life-sized bronze statue of a rat.  It has no price tag, But is so striking he decides he must have it. 
He takes it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?"  "Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the Story," says the owner. 
The tourist gives the man twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat,you can keep the story."   
As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, he notices that a few real rats crawl out of the alleys and sewers and begin following him down the street.  This is disconcerting; he begins walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him grows to hundreds, and they begin squealing.  He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and are still squealing and coming towards him faster and faster. 
Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay and throws the bronze rat as far out into the Bay as he can.  Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay after it, and are all drowned. 
The man walks back to the curio shop. 
"Ah ha," says the owner, "You have come back for the Story?"   
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"No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a statue of an Indian politician in bronze!!                                          



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Thursday, June 14, 2012

3 dolls

 A sage presented a prince with a set of three small dolls. The prince was not amused.

"Am I a girl that you give me dolls?" he asked.

"This is a gift for a future king," said the man. "If you look carefully, you'll see a hole in the ear of each doll."

"So?"

The sage handed him a piece of string.

"Pass it through each doll," he said.

Intrigued, the prince picked up the first doll and put the string into the ear.

It came out from the other ear.

"This is one type of person," said the man. "Whatever you tell him, comes out from the other ear. He doesn't retain anything."

The prince put the string into the second doll. It came out from the mouth.

"This is the second type of person," said the man. "Whatever you tell him, he tells everybody else."

The prince picked up the third doll and repeated the process. The string did not reappear from anywhere else.

"This is the third type of person," said the man. "Whatever you tell him is locked up within him. It never comes out."

"What is the best type of person?" asked the prince.

The man handed him a fourth doll, in answer.

When the prince put the string into the doll, it came out from the other ear.

"Do it again," said the sage. The prince repeated the process. This time the string came out from the mouth. When he put the string in a third time, it did not come out at all.

"This is the best type of person," said the sage.
 
"To be trustworthy,
A man must know when not to listen,
when to remain silent and
when to speak out."


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