Nurse

Hospital Stay

This is an idea for when they put us in "the Home!" I was sick and in the hospital. There was one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,

'And how are we doing this morning',

Or   'Are we ready for a bath', or   'Are we hungry ?'                   

I had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bed side stand.

Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.

So you know where the juice went !

The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. 'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today.'

At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, 'Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.'

  The nurse fainted.......... I just smiled.

DON'T MESS WITH  OLD PEOPLE

 

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