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Friday, August 24, 2012

Please do not smoke

 
Once a smoker was smoking at airport...

A gentleman arrives and asked him: How many cigarettes do you smoke in a day?

Smoker: Why?

Gentleman: The money which you have spent on cigarettes till today…if you would have saved it, the airplane standing there could have been yours

Smoker: Does that airplane belong to you?

Gentleman: No

Smoker: Thanks Sir, for your advice. However, that airplane belongs to me only.


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Monday, August 20, 2012

Women

 
From a WOMEN'S POINT of view,--------

The MOST perfect man in the world-----------    Her Father,
The Most Abused Husband in the World-------   Her Brother,
The Most Handsome man in the World---------   Her Son,
The Luckiest & Happiest man in the World----- Her Sister's Husband,
The MOST Thankful man in the World---------  Her SON in LAW,
AND the finally, 

THE MOST 
Selfish, 
Heartless,
Total jerk,
 The man with the WORST behavior in the World ----------

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HER HUSBAND.


(sent to me by Sanjay Jain, via internet)


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Sunday, August 19, 2012

Jenny

 A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket".

The man said "When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on"

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

"Your horse telephoned"


(Sent to me by Shri Pankaj Sharma via internet)
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