2. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
3. All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain.
4. Only women understand the reason for "guest towels" and the "good china."
5. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights. All women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check. .
6. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting or crying. This will get men arrested, or a ticket.
7. Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Also, men can never catch women checking out other men; but women will always catch men checking out other women.
8. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don't hear men say, "Oh-No, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me outta here.
[ Author Unknown -- from andychaps_the-funnies ]
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