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Friday, February 15, 2013

One woman, three men

One morning at a doctor’s office a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him -”OK, what happened to your back?”
The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club, right? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom.
On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself.
I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back.”
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?”
He replied, “You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.”
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do.. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, “What the hell happened to youuuuuu…..?”
“Well I was sitting in a fridge and some one threw it from the 3rd floor”.


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Thursday, February 14, 2013

Valentines day

If you don't have a Valentine on "Valentine's day"; don't be sad.
Most people don't have Aids on "World Aids day"!

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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Rajnikanth

Some strange facts about Rajnikanth our film hero, taken from internet
When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
 There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
 Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
 Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
 Rajinikanth can drown a fish
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 Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.


 Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
 Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
 Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.


 The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off..
 Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
 Rajinikanth can make onions cry..


 Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
 Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
 Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
 Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection..



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