Showing posts with label Are women clever?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Are women clever?. Show all posts

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Are women clever?

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the
ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog
in a trap.
The frog said to her, ‘If you release me from this trap, I
will grant you three wishes.’
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
‘Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!’ The woman
said, ‘That’s okay.’
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, ‘You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to’.
The woman replied, ‘That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.’
So, KAZAM- she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, ‘That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than
you. ‘
The woman said, ‘That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.’
So, KAZAM- she’s the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, ‘I’d like to have a
mild heart attack.’
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t
mess with them.
female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue
feeling good!
Male readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times ‘milder’ than his wife!!!
Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart …
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
You can forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humor

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