Petrol

 *New Greetings**:*

 May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,
 May your sorrow fall like the Indian Rupee, and
 May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India …!!!

 Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said: GDP will rise this year.
 The only thing, they forgot to tell us its full form:
 G= Gas & Gold
 D= Diesel & Dollar
 P= Petrol & Penny

 Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR 1
 Litre Petrol.
 Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!!

 Dear Father-in-Law,
 I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.
 Please take your Daughter or Car back…
 I cannot afford both.

 Now Tata Nano’s fuel cost will be more than its EMI per month!

 Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN (above Rs.60 per US Dollar);
 Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN in Bangalore (Rs.81 per litre)
 Finally it has happened…
 After decades,
 Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!
 Now, there will be a new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON’T DRIVE !!!

 'Drink and drive' should not be a problem now.
 After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same
 day?

 We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol. रिकॉर्ड
बन गया!!!
 Signboard at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano
 absolutely free.

contributed by Sanjay Dave and Vineet Bhatia

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