Wife

1. Subaah subaah garam paani milega..... Bartan dhone ke liye. 2. Pyaare pyaare bachche milenge..... Aapko gadha Banaane ke liye. 3. Har roz biwi aapse pyar se bolegi..... Ration laane ke liye. 4. Biwi aapke baahon me baahein daalegi..... Kharcha paani ke liye. 5. Aap gaana gaana shuru kar doge..... Bachchon ko sulaane ke liye. 6. Wo roz taiyaar hokar saamne aayegi..... Shopping jaane ke liye. 7. Aapko bhi whiskey ka mazaa ayegaa..... Kuch der gum bhulaane ke liye. NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE

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Guru Nanak ji

Once a king in India went to Sri Guru Nanak Dev Ji and asked, “O Guru Ji! As you told us that God Himself supports His true worshiper, but God has so many apostles, why does He support His devotees Himself? Why does not He send His apostles to help the devotees?”

As he said this, his own son who was playing at the bank of a nearby river slipped in the river. The king did not waited for a second and jumped in the river right after his son to save his child.

After saving his child he returned to the Guru. The Guru asked, “My dear friend, you were sitting here with me a minute ago and why did you jump in the river?” King explained that his son had slipped in the river and he went to save him.

Then the Guru asked, “Dear friend, you have so many servants then why did you jumped in the river by yourself? Why did not you send you servants to save him?”

The King said, “When it come to my son. I do not want to take any chances and would do anything it takes to protect him. I love my son very much and I do not want to lose him at any cost.”

Then Guru Ji said, “My dear friend, God loves His devotees the same way as you love your son. That is why he Himself saves His true worshiper.”

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Don't say 'It is not my problem'

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The Race

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Conductor

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.

One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board

the bus, but he didn’t stop the bus.

Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died

on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who

in turn took him to the court.

The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the

center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The

conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to

him. But to everyone’s amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him

free, and he returned to his profession.

After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman

tried to board the bus but the conductor didn’t stop the bus. Unfortunately,

this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and

died on the spot.

Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn

took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him

capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution

chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and

a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the

chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also to

everyone’s amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he

returned to his profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the

bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences,

stopped

the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his

injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to

the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn’t done anything wrong, but

considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and

gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same

electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center

of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was

strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time

he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!

The question is why didn’t he die on the first two occasions, but died

instantly the third time??

Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is

perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.

! Still you couldn’t, Then see below………

think hard

come on ………….

tired….

wanna know the answer????

ok…….. there is the Answer…………

During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor,

therefore electricity didn’t pass through him. But during the third time, he

was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died

!!!!!!!!

Ha Ha Ha ha !!!!!!!! Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter

on Electricity ???

OK, OK….Relax…..No violence please…!!!!

(taken from venkatmails)

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