Nice quotation

We always worry about our looks;
But the truth is that they neither matter to those who hate us nor to those who love us!

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shoes

Your shoes can tell you your age.....try this and see :

� 1. Take your shoe size.
� 2. Multiply it by 5.
� 3. Add 50.
� 4. Multiply by 20 ...
� 5. Add 1012.
� 6. Subtract the year you were born��

� The first digit is your shoe size, while the last 2 digits are your age.
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Stroke

Stroke has a new indicator They say if you e.mail this to ten people, you stand a chance of saving one life. Will you send this along? Blood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue I will continue to forward this every time it comes around! STROKE: Remember the 1st Three Letters.....S. T. R. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: It only takes a minute to read this. A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. RECOGNIZING A STROKE Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR. Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions: S *Ask the individual to SMILE. T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (I.e. It is sunny out today.) R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS. If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. New Sign of a Stroke -------- Stick out Your Tongue NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved. I have done my part. Will you? No virus found in this message. sent to me by Shri R K Singh

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12 or 13 ?

Just look at this picture for 45 seconds. Tell me if there are 12 people or 13 people

 

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Quotes

Dear Rupee: Tum mere pyar mein itna gir jaooge, yeh maine sapne mein be nahin socha tha:

From Dollar

Telling a lie is: A sin for a child fault for an adult an art for a lover a profession for a lawyer a requirement for a politician a management tool for a boss an accomplishment for a bachelor an excuse for a subordinate and a matter of survival for a married man

Funniest full forms

SATYAM: Sad and tired Yelling Away Madly

HCL: Hidden Cost n Losses

IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines

TCS: Totally Confused Solutions

WIPRO: Weak Input Poor Rubbish Output

NIIT: Not Interested In IT

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In the year 3001

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In the year 3000

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Quotations

An intelligent wife is one who spends so much that her husband
can't afford another woman.

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Cool message by a woman: Dear mother-in-law,
"don't teach me how to handle my children,
I'm living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement."

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A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came home and asked, What happened son?
Kid said, can't adjust with your wife anymore, I need my own.

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What is the difference between mother and wife?
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other
ensures you continue to do so.

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Husband and wife are like 2 tyres of a vehicle.
If one is punctured, the vehicle can't move further.
Moral: Always keep a spare tyre....

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Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate,
hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches how to choose a wife.
Natural disasters just happen.

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Message of the year:-

Women live a better, longer and peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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photos

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More about Petrol

 जिसको petrol Rs.17/- per litre चाहिए,
 वो इस petrol pump से जा कर ले ले:
 Al Safa Petroleum
Al Khair Road
> Muscat, Oman

>
 Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank कर दो...
 Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो...
 Man: What? Why? How?
 Attendant: Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!!


 Harbhajan to Dhoni: हम तो जानबूझ के मैच हारे है... पता है की जीतनेवाली टीम
 को Volkswagon मिलने वाली है, और वो petrol की है...!!!

 Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take all his payments in Dollars
 Because……….
 वो आज भी गिरे हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता...!!!

 Dharmendra’s new dialogue:
 कुत्ते... कमीने... तेरी गड्डी का पेट्रोल पी जाऊंगा...

 Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND!
 Mom: हमने दुनिया देखि है, बेटी... 2 लीटर पेट्रोल जलाके घरआने वाला कभी JUST
 FRIEND नहीं होता...

 Petrol Pump Attendant: कितने का डालूँ?
 Customer: 50 ML गाडी पे Spray कर दे भाई, आग लगानी है...

 Dear Rupee,
 तुम मेरे प्यार में इतना गिर जाओगे,
 ये मैंने सपने में भी नहीं सोचा था...
 ~तुम्हारा ~
 Dollar

 रामचंद्र कहे गए सिया से, ऐसा कलयुग आएगा,
 कार कैश पे लेगा हर कोई, पेट्रोल लोन से भरवाएगा...!!

contributed by Sanjay Dave and Vineet Bhatia

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Petrol

 *New Greetings**:*

 May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,
 May your sorrow fall like the Indian Rupee, and
 May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India …!!!

 Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said: GDP will rise this year.
 The only thing, they forgot to tell us its full form:
 G= Gas & Gold
 D= Diesel & Dollar
 P= Petrol & Penny

 Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR 1
 Litre Petrol.
 Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!!

 Dear Father-in-Law,
 I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.
 Please take your Daughter or Car back…
 I cannot afford both.

 Now Tata Nano’s fuel cost will be more than its EMI per month!

 Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN (above Rs.60 per US Dollar);
 Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN in Bangalore (Rs.81 per litre)
 Finally it has happened…
 After decades,
 Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!
 Now, there will be a new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON’T DRIVE !!!

 'Drink and drive' should not be a problem now.
 After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same
 day?

 We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol. रिकॉर्ड
बन गया!!!
 Signboard at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano
 absolutely free.

contributed by Sanjay Dave and Vineet Bhatia

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Love story

 There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot.

One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.

The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.

The next day…

Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…

What a touching story!!!

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