Friday, August 26, 2011

Husband and wife


Husband : What is today's Dinner Menu?

Wife: Jo aap kaho


Husband: Pulao bana lo

Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
Husband: To sabji roti bana lo

Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge
Husband: To chhole puri bana lo

Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai
Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo

Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai
Husband: Paraanthe?

Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??
Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain change ho jaayega

Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye
Husband: Kadhi chawal?

Wife: Dahi nahi hai
Husband: Idly sambar?

Wife: Usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!
Husband: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega

Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta
Husband: Phir ab kya banaogi?

Wife: Wo jo aap kaho






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