Wednesday, August 15, 2012

The boss is right

 Boss: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left? Employee : That's easy,
49
.Boss : What are the three steps toput an elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
Boss :What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
 Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge
.Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
 Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge
.Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? 
Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthda
yBoss : Last question. ………. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
 Employee : Er....I guess she drowned?
Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airoplane.
…. You may leave now..


(Sent to me by Shivam Pandey, who also recieved it via internet) 

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